We humans are about the only species that worries about sex. We worry about sexual deviations. We worry about sex positions. We are literally obsessed with sex. All the other species on earth just deal with sex with about as much concern as they do their next meal. It is just something that has to be done. You keep hearing stories about people living together for years and not knowing intimate sexual secrets about their partner. The husband who finds out that his wife of 20 years has had a string of lesbian lovers the entire time. Now there was a marriage with poor communication. Imagine keeping the fact that you are bisexual away from your husband. Most guys would have found some interesting way to work that into their lives. Sort of a ménage a trois on a permanent basis. We need to be more open with our lovers as to our sexual inclinations and kinks. It is part of what defines us as a person. It is like the color of your eyes or your height. You did not set out to be that way, so why be embarrassed about it. How boring it would be if all of us liked the same things.
If you have not revealed all of your sexual wants and needs to your partner, then take a look at the weird behaviors of some animals to realize that your needs are not so weird after all. Here are some of the really strange sex practices that animals all over the world are having every day. God knows you should have your fun too!
Macaque
Men have a secret penchant to see women naked. That is why strip clubs abound in every culture. One parallel in the animal world is the Japanese Macaque who will give gifts of fruit to females if they will show their naked butts to them! They are pretty possessive about it as well. They will attack other macaques who horn in on their action. Talk about having crazy monkey sex!
Honey Bees
Some fellows out there enjoy getting their genitals tattooed, pierced, cut, and stomped. A lot of guys are embarrassed by this, and go to a professional dominatrix behind their partner’s backs. They should thank their lucky stars that they are not honey bees! When a drone copulates with the queen, his genitals literally explode and fall off. They then die shortly thereafter. It might be one hell of an orgasm, but they only get one!
Barnacle
A lot of men have considered using the penis pump featured in the back of most gentlemen’s magazines. The idea is that you regularly inflate the cock and it will grow in size, eventually giving the man a larger penis. But guys are worried that women will see it in the back of their closet. Now female barnacles, on the other hand, just love it when the males of the species swell their man parts up to 50 times. In their minds, bigger is obviously better!
Sea Hare
Many guys think about group orgies. Threesomes, foursomes, or more circle through their minds constantly. A lot of guys are worried that their partner won’t like the idea of not having a monogamous relationship, and so they stay silent about their desires. Not the sea hare though! These sea-dwelling slugs get into huge chains of sex partners, sometimes so big that they actually form a huge circle of mating sea hares! Ahoy!
Giraffes
With all the free porn sites out there, more and more men have been exposed to some really weird stuff like golden showers (people peeing on each other). This is a tricky one to bring up with your lady, unless you’re taking a shower together and claim it was an accident. Male giraffes LOVE getting pissed on – it’s how they know if the female is ready for some lovin’! They get their face covered in urine and then mount their woman, alight with desire.
In summary, find a way to discuss your secret desires with your partner. She may have a couple of her own that will surprise you. Just remember to do it in a safe, satisfactory and loving manner! Enjoy.
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