Cheap Sex Toys for People on a Budget

One of the best things about having sex with a new partner while dating is finding out all about their sexual kinks. The cute religious, church going clerk in the next office who can only have an orgasm with you if she does a slow strip first and then screams obscenities while you make love. The cute, shy guy who started last week may turn out to be an exhibitionist who loves having sex in public parks or in the stationary room. You just cannot tell from looking at people what their kink might be.


Take your new object of love out for a couple of drinks so that both of you are loosened up a bit. Pick your bar carefully so that you have to walk by a sex shop on the way back to your transportation. As you pass, ask if they have ever been inside one before. If not, then turn it into an adventure. Ask the clerk what everything is for. For someone who has never done anything before, then the old standbys of whipped cream and chocolate syrup are the easiest sell. More likely though, you will see them get into some of the stuff. Make sure you ask the clerk what items are for if you have never used them.  Even if you do not buy anything, it was a way to pass some giddy time.


The rising costs of goods can put a serious crimp in purchasing a lot of sex toys. This is most true for BDSM. But even the most basic toys can cost a lot of money.


Well, have no fear – I have compiled some excellent replacements that will fulfill your sex toy needs at next to no cost. Please consult with your doctor before trying any of these on yourself or others, and remember to have fun!




Getting It Off At Work


If you are not getting enough through regular means, then try this. Set your phone on vibrate, and place it down the front of your drawers or panties. Now it is a simple matter to call your phone from another device. Hey, finally your will be able to enjoy telemarketers calling you all the time. Turn off your voice mail to maximize your pleasure! If you have two cell phones you can call yourself during meetings at work, thus keeping a pleasant smile on your face while others are nodding off. Who knows, you may even get a promotion for being so "attentive" and "upbeat".




Vigorous Veggie Vamping


Skip the expensive sex shop and browse the aisles of your local grocery store for a suitable alternative. Once you have it home, wash it well in warm water and slide a condom on it. Add an appropriate amount of lube, and see if it has the size you like. The best options are:
1) Cucumber – recommended for average sized vagina's – take the nubs off first though
2) Carrot – ideal for smaller ladies with tight pussies
3) Zucchini – the best choice for larger sized women.
4) Baking Potato – be careful you do not lose it up there – the zucchini is likely more practical
5) Sweet potato – these can have some interesting twists for your pleasure – select carefully for maximum entertainment.
6) Celery – not a good choice – to thin and too angular for pleasure
7) Watermelon – What are you thinking of? Totally out of the question!


Once you have an item that works well, then it is safe to go to the adult store and buy a dildo of equal dimensions and perhaps contours. The best deal about veggie sex is that you can size the amount of your pleasure stick without resorting to a lot of expense. A few bucks can buy you three different size veggie prototypes to try, so if you ever go to the sex shop for a more permanent type toy, you know exactly the size to purchase.


Stay out of the deli department. Anything in there is just a bad idea, no matter how tempting!




How To Give Your Woman A More Intense Orgasm – On A Budget


Many women can only achieve orgasms through clitoral stimulation. That’s why a lot of cock rings these days have a little vibrator on the top – so that with every deep thrust of the penis, the vibrator hits the plump clit and the woman gets stimulated. However, vibrators are not the only things that vibrate. Have you ever had sex on your washing machine? If not, you are in for a treat. Put the machine on spin cycle, and go to it. For an extra kick, do something to unbalance the machine (like throwing in a floor mat all by itself). You will never look at laundry chores in the same negative light again!.


For other fun, Have her hold her phone next to her clit and give her a bunch of hot, dirty crank calls, and set to “vibrate”. Depending on her phone plan, this can be very inexpensive and hot. Put a condom over the phone to keep it dry!


For those of you in California, when the next earthquake hits, get horizontal in a hurry and take advantage of the mega vibrations. You may miss the main one, but the aftershocks should not leave you unprepared. And what a shock the aftershock would have for your partner. Add some zest on your next train ride with some sexcapades


Ya Hoo!!


If you want some other advice on sex and sexuality, check out these links:
Sex Advice for Men




Sex Advice for Women