Life around a new woman in your life is just more costly. The fact is inevitable, even though it is seldom discussed in polite company. Men are all over the concept of picking up the tab when dating. A couple of times a week is not too bad. But when they move in, the couple of times a week is still expected, on top of the other expenses of someone else in the house. Seems like the only people to save money when a woman moves in with a guy is the woman. Somehow, guys just do not have a good way of getting them to pick up their share of the costs. Some of these are beyond the experience of someone who has never been on the sugar daddy side of male female relationship before. Here are a few that you might not have considered:
1. Increased Toilet Paper
I am not sure why, but women seem to go through a mess of toilet paper. Guys seldom go through a roll a week. Women average a couple of days per. You can fully expect your tissue consumption to increase three fold when a woman lands on your doorstep. They use toilet paper for just about any thing you can imagine. Besides the usual stuff, it is also handy for removing makeup, cleaning powder off the vanity, removing nail polish, cleaning up spilled nail polish, the list goes on.
2. Britta filters
Ladies Magazines and every diet book ever written says that drinking lots of water is the secret to losing weight and staying healthy, and women literally drink that up! That means that you are going to go through a lot more, very expensive, water filters. And if you do not use a water filter, you will by buying cases of water.
3. Skin Cream
Find out what kind of lotions that she uses and stock some in your bathroom. This is a fine touch that telegraphs "I love you" to her, and nothing melts a woman's heart than considerate actions. On top of this, you should also keep a large bottle of skin moisturizer on hand, preferably something that she uses as well. Besides the obvious benefit of her loving you for the gesture, the moisturizer cream can double as a massage oil. Gotta love that!
4. Ice Cream Sandwiches
It could be just the lady that I am hooked up with, but I now have to buy that food item weekly!
5. Ice Wines
Most guys have never bought a dessert wine in their lives, but when you’re dating a woman, expect to pick one of these little, expensive bottles of sugar juice whenever you have a dinner party. BTW - what kind of dessert wine goes with ice cream sandwiches?
6. Tampons
Accept it. She’ll appreciate it, and it’s only slightly embarrassing at the drug store.
7. Candles
They aren’t expensive, but they are great at setting a romantic mood. If you’re lucky, you’ll go through these fast. Much better than getting frisky by the light of your oven.
8. Frozen Yoghurt
Here is something that you will just have to become accustomed to when a women is around. It is called Probiotics Yoghurt. Probiotics is a friendly bacteria that is important to your overall health. Women eat it for other reasons. The main one is that hit helps tremendously if they are prone to yeast infections and/or bladder infections. Either way, most women eat it, and of course you will be expected to as well. So here is my secret on this little item. Find "Activia Probiotics 'Desert' Yoghurt" – it comes in several flavors. And do not mix it up with the regular "Activia Probiotics Yoghurt". That little item 'desert' in the label makes all the differenct to me. The desert stuff does not in any way taste like yoghurt. In fact it almost tastes like pudding to me. In any event, buy this stuff. You will like it, and your girlfriend will reap the rewards as well. And if her female parts remain in good shape because of it, then you will get a lot warmer reaction to any advances that you make, and much more frequently.
9. Sex Aids
It’s always great when you and your lady go into the adult store for some items for the bedroom. However, they are super expensive! Avoid the stuff made of plastic from China. Get silicone for best quality.
10. Give Her Some Space
Clean out a drawer for her and give her some closet space as well. Some turf on your turf for her spare unmentionables, slippers, and toothbrush will bring you huge rewards. So spend some time and make her some room! You'll be glad you did.
11. Internet Bandwidth
If your woman is anything like my woman, there will be a lot more cat videos being watched on your computer. That translates into bandwidth you have to buy. To be fair, some of the cat videos are kind of funny.
12. Doodads, Candles and Frilly Things
The title says it all. You get the picture. They will slowly make over your digs to be more female friendly. They cannot help it, it is just the way they are built!
13. Birthdays, Anniversary, Valentines, Christmas
It seems like every month has some sort of holiday or anniversary that you have to observe. That means buying presents, cards, wrapping paper, chocolates, and cakes. Of course, you’ll probably get a nice present in return, later that night.
And be prepared to cede a lot of territory in the process.
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